“…we were drinking and mingling and the next thing you know we were posing as Raphael’s Three Graces and then things got weird…all I know is that I woke up with an apple in my hand and the taste of feathers in my mouth.”
I imagine that something like this like this could have come from any of the guests at the Welly Bry’s soiree de tableaux vivant. I guess that’s how new money “rolled” back in early 20th Century America…posing like famous paintings as a “general entertainment”. Well it’s all fun and games until some unleashes some Bosch on the room and the next thing you know dead bodies are everywhere. It’s batsh*t crazy shenanigans like this that brought on Prohibition.
That being said I probably would have attended as a clown with a single tear or a schnauzer with a poker visor…or a Campbell’s soup can (because that’s art).
I did a quick scan of the literature on literature and it seems that Lily’s letter hoarding is unmined gold! Keep digging Justin the world of literary criticism awaits your findings. On a side note, I heard an interesting segment about hoarders on Fresh Air (I also heard about Prohibition of Fresh Air and contrary to popular belief it wasn’t tableaux vivant parties that brought about the change in laws (who is spreading these rumors?)…at least no one’s looked into it yet…maybe in the Ken Burns documentary…) and the authors of a book on hoarders said a lot interesting stuff about hoarding. I like Fresh Air.
After Lily’s amazing re-creation of Rothko’s Orange and Yellow (I kid, I kid…she was some boring nude lady.) After her most vivant of tableaux Selden announced his love for her…and in my humble opinion his confession was given in the most douche baggy way possible “The only way I can help you is by loving you.”
Gulp. I just swallowed a little vomit.
Quit pulling her chain Selden and let the girl marry some money!
Stranded in Louisville,
Jon