The Definition of a Bad Idea

So, let me get this straight:

After narrowly escaping pirates and finding hints of a treasure, the doctor, the magistrate, and a child (and apparently a hush puppy loving, one-legged cook) decide to hit the high seas to find waterlogged booty. (Note: “Booty” in the pirate sense, and not the Destiny’s Child sense.)

Who thinks that’s a good idea?

Why, not since Janet Wood, Chrissy Snow and Jack Tripper decided to try and pull a fast one the Ropers has a plan felt so ill-conceived.

It has also come to my attention–in no small part due to your, shall we say, passive aggressive commenting–that you are posting nearly two posts to my every one. All I can say to that is:

Argghh!!! (See how I have subtly maintained the piratical-theme.)

I would like to say that my thought-provoking, pun-laden, wittily referential posts have a long incubation period. But then I re-read some of my posts, and well it turns out my posts have none of the aforementioned qualities. (And full disclosure I usually hammer out one of these out in about 12 minutes while simultaneously watching TV and intermittently checking Facebook. P.S. People are loving your posts as of late.)

So…uhh…I guess my excuse is….

Crickets: (chirp, chirp)

Hey, look at this:

See ya,

Justin

 

 

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