Answers, I Have Answers!
July 11, 2009So many answers that you may be sorry that you ever asked the questions.
Here goes:
1.) Are there any identifiable differences between Frau Hutten and Frau Schmitt?
ANSWER: These are two different characters? Oh my I am in trouble. Frau Schmitt is tall? No, no…I remember F. Hutten is ashamed of her drunken husband and has almost had enough. While F. Schmitt is the humorless wife of the whimsical Herr Schmitt and together they have the fat and listless daughter…something with an E…Elsa?…and has almost had enough. Night and day. Apples and Oranges.
2.) If you were a ship, what kind of ship would you be? (I’d be a tugboat…I like to be helpful.)
ANSWER: Easy–a swan in the love canal. (I have a graceful neck). Or The Minnow (because I get lost a lot).
3.) Is the shipboard society an accurate microcosm of society on the whole?
ANSWER: Nope. Have you noticed that everyone on this boat is white…and boring (except you Miss Treadwell–hugs!)
4.) Where’s Bebe?
ANSWER: Oh my gosh that is not a pork chop!
5.) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (That one always get me. I would guess a lot.)
ANSWER: By chuck do you mean throw…because I don’t really think a woodchuck has the elbows or shoulders for high quality chucking of any kind.
Back to the ship!
Jon
